"Eat a D*ck Waffle" T-Shirt
Front: "Eat a D*ck Waffle." Back: the Sugar Wood logo, so everyone knows exactly who's responsible.
The loudest shirt we make — for the friend who says the quiet part at full volume. Pairs beautifully with a box of Woodys and a room full of people pretending to be shocked.
Soft, lightweight ring-spun cotton that's comfortable and flattering on everybody, in sizes XS–5XL.
Good to know: Merch is printed fresh when you order and ships separately from any waffle or cookie kits — allow 2–3 weeks. Ordering for an event? Add it when you book the kit, not the week of the party.
When will my order ship?
We use 2-3 day shipping to ensure that your order arrives exactly when you need it.
Please use the date picker at check out to let us know when you would like your order delivered.
Unfortunately we cannot ship to Alaska at this time.
Shopping for a group or special occasion?
If you’re planning a bachelorette weekend or group celebration, you can explore our full collection of Bachelorette Party Dessert Kits for more options and party-ready bundles.
Can you handle special delivery requests?
Yes! We can usually accommodate rush orders. Please text us at 917-409-7360 with any rush requests.
We can ALWAYS accommodate requests for date-specific delivery. Just select your desired delivery date at checkout.
What occasions are Sugar Wood treats perfect for?
Sugar Wood treats are made for celebrations and group moments of all kinds. They’re a fun fit for birthdays, girls’ nights, dinner parties, pajama parties, brunches, and late-night desserts with friends. Customers also love serving them at special occasions like bachelorette weekends, holidays, bachelor parties, and playful get-togethers.
When will my order arrive?
We ship with two day service. If you would like like next-day service, please select this option at checkout.
Allergen info
Allergen notice: contains gluten, dairy, soy. May contain traces of egg, peanut, tree nuts.
What is SavedBy Package Protection?
SavedBy Package Protection is an optional add-on that covers your delivery date — if UPS runs behind and your order won’t make it in time for your event, SavedBy makes it right. Lost or damaged in transit is already covered by standard UPS insurance, no add-on needed — we’ll file that claim for you either way.
How Much Does it Cost?
* SavedBy’s cost depends on your order total. It calculates automatically once you add items to your cart.
Do I Need SavedBy?
* You don’t, but it’s the fastest way to fix a late delivery without waiting on us to sort it out with UPS. One thing to know: it won’t cover a delay caused by an incorrect address or the wrong delivery date entered at checkout, or any quality issues that come from that delay — double-check both and you’re covered either way.
