🎉 Welcome Batch babes! You’re about to make the bride blush. Let's go.

Give the bride the full package. 
(Yes, even that one.)

With 🍆s, 🍑s, 🍒s and Kama Sutra cookies in every kit, you’ll be decorating your way through every body part worth celebrating.

🍪 DIY naughty Cookie decorating Kit

🌟 Pre-Frosted and Party-Ready

🌟 Pre-Frosted and Party-Ready

Sugar Wood Naughty Cookie Decorating Kits

What's Included?
🍪 Assortment of Cookies - Woody and Kitty shaped cookies, as well as Kama Sutra positions--Doggy, Missionary, or Cowgirl--and 

cheeky Bride Tribe cutouts.
🖌️ Multiple frosting flavors for decorating
✨ Edible decorations – Lips, eyes, glitter, and more

 

(Two-day nationwide delivery included - scheduled delivery every Wed, Thurs & Fri - Get it Saturday for $20)

*Includes dairy, egg, gluten. May contain traces of peanuts.

How Big Do You Want It?
Quantity
$99.00
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Got Questions? Get in touch!

Text or Call: 917-409-7360

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Sugar Wood Naughty Cookie party box

These cookies are already naughty, no assembly required.
🍪 Choose your favorite cookie shapes and flavors, all scandalously decorated by us ... and ready for your pleasure. 

 

(Two-day nationwide delivery included - scheduled delivery every Wed, Thurs & Fri - Get it Saturday for $20)

*Includes dairy, egg, gluten. May contain traces of peanuts.

Number of Cookies
Cookie Designs
Flavor Options
Quantity
$45.00

Sugar Wood Naughty Cookie party box

These cookies are already naughty, no assembly required.
🍪 Choose your favorite cookie shapes and flavors, all scandalously decorated by us ... and ready for your pleasure. 

 

(Two-day nationwide delivery included - scheduled delivery every Wed, Thurs & Fri - Get it Saturday for $20)

*Includes dairy, egg, gluten. May contain traces of peanuts.

Number of Cookies
Cookie Designs
Flavor Options
Quantity
$45.00

We’ve got your naughty party kit ready to go.

One Additional Waffle

$11.00

Please use this option to add an additional waffle to any of our Party Boxes.  Note: we cannot ship individual waffles and any orders not linked to a party box will be cancelled.

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"Eat a D*ck Waffle" T-Shirt

$35.00

Front: "Eat a D*ck Waffle"

Back: Sugar Wood Logo

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. 

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Color
Size
Quantity

"Why Y'All Gagging" Hoodie

$59.00

Why Y'All Gagging? It's Just a Waffle!

Looking for the perfect high-quality hoodie? This unisex hoodie is a mix of comfort and function. Soft and cozy on the inside, sleek and stylish on the outside.

• Unisex fit
• 80% cotton, 20% polyester blend fleece
• 100% cotton face
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz./yd² (280 g/m²)
• Jersey-lined hood
• Split stitch double-needle sewing on all seams
• Twill neck tape
• 1 × 1 ribbing for cuffs and waistband
• Metal eyelets

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Color
Size
Quantity

5 stars. Zero shame.

Cookies are cute. But waffles come hot.

Add a box of our famous Woody waffles — ready to heat, drizzle, and get the bride even more hot & bothered.

🧇 Naughty Cinnamon-Vanilla waffles* (choose all Woodys 🍆, all Kittys 😸 or a mix of both)
🍫 One signature Sugar Wood sauce* for dipping
🍭 One signature Sugar Wood sauce* for drizzling
✨ Edible glitter or sprinkles* for decorating
🔥 Storage and reheating instructions so your treats can be served piping hot

 

The bigger the box, the better the... toppings. The Magnum Box (Twelve Waffles) comes with all three sauces.

$49.00

SUGAR WOOD NAUGHTY WAFFLE DIY DECORATING KITS - CUSTOMIZABLE

Box Size
Waffle Shapes & Flavor
Sauce Options
Quantity
$49.00
$49.00

We got you.

Packages protected with SAVEDBY Shipping.

We bake fresh and ship for your date

We’ve never missed a bachelorette

Delivery right to your hotel, Airbnb or event space

🍆 Build Your Waffle Kit

🍪 DIY Naughty Cookies

Get the Dirty Details. (FAQs)

When will my order ship?

Two-day nationwide delivery is included with your Batch order! (Scheduled delivery every Wed, Thurs & Fri.)

Can you handle special delivery requests?

Yes! We can usually accommodate rush orders. Please text us at 917-409-7360 with any rush requests.
We can ALWAYS accommodate requests for delayed delivery. Please note in the comments section when you would like your order delivered and we will make it happen.

When will my order arrive? 

Your order will arrive on the date you selected at check out. We ship with two day service. If you would like like next-day service, please select this option at checkout. Please remember to TRIPLE CHECK your delivery address, especially when ordering for delivery to a hotel, AirBnB, or other event space.

What is SavedBy Package Protection? 

SavedBy Package Protection is optional insurance for your order that can be added at checkout. SavedBy covers delayed, damaged and misdirected packages. If your package is not delivered on time, in good condition and to the right address, we will immediately send a replacement package, no questions asked, no forms to fill out. We highly recommend adding SavedBy Package Protection to your order. (Please note SavedBy does not cover stolen packages.)

We cannot ship to Alaska or Puerto Rico at this time.

Allergen Info

Allergen notice: contains gluten, dairy, soy. May contain traces of egg, peanut, tree nuts.

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