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🎉 Bachelorettes, Birthdays, brunches, breakups — Naughty treats to your doorstep 📦

You bring the CREW. We’ll bring the Wood.

Get the iconic party treat that tastes as wild as it looks. Penis-shaped waffles, premium sauces, and outrageous fun — guaranteed to come on time.*

 

Perfect for birthdays, game nights, or just treating your friends to something wildly inappropriate and weirdly delicious.

🍆 Customize Your WAFFLE Kit

(*Unlike your ex.)

Sugar Wood Naughty Waffle DIY Decorating Kits

What's Included?
🧇 Naughty Cinnamon-Vanilla waffles* (choose all Woodys 🍆, all Kittys 😸 or a mix of both)
🍫 One signature Sugar Wood sauce* for dipping
🍭 One signature Sugar Wood sauce* for drizzling
✨ Edible glitter or sprinkles* for decorating
🔥 Storage and reheating instructions so your treats can be served piping hot

 

The bigger the box, the better the... toppings. The Magnum Box (12 Waffles) & XXXL Box (18 Waffles) come with all three sauces.

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(Two-day nationwide delivery included - scheduled delivery every Wed, Thurs & Fri - Get it Saturday for $20)

*Vegan Option Available for boxes of six waffles and up

SUGAR WOOD NAUGHTY WAFFLE DIY DECORATING KITS - CUSTOMIZABLE
SUGAR WOOD NAUGHTY WAFFLE DIY DECORATING KITS - CUSTOMIZABLE
SUGAR WOOD NAUGHTY WAFFLE DIY DECORATING KITS - CUSTOMIZABLE
all-groups The Big Pink Box - 6 Naughty Waffles + 2 Signature Sauces - Sugar Wood NYC
The Foursome Box (Four Waffles)
SUGAR WOOD NAUGHTY WAFFLE DIY DECORATING KITS - CUSTOMIZABLE
The Big Pink Box - 6 Naughty Waffles + 2 Signature Sauces - Sugar Wood NYC
SUGAR WOOD NAUGHTY WAFFLE DIY DECORATING KITS - CUSTOMIZABLE
SUGAR WOOD NAUGHTY WAFFLE DIY DECORATING KITS - CUSTOMIZABLE
SUGAR WOOD NAUGHTY WAFFLE DIY DECORATING KITS - CUSTOMIZABLE
all-groups The Big Pink Box - 6 Naughty Waffles + 2 Signature Sauces - Sugar Wood NYC
The Foursome Box (Four Waffles)
SUGAR WOOD NAUGHTY WAFFLE DIY DECORATING KITS - CUSTOMIZABLE
The Big Pink Box - 6 Naughty Waffles + 2 Signature Sauces - Sugar Wood NYC
SUGAR WOOD NAUGHTY WAFFLE DIY DECORATING KITS - CUSTOMIZABLE
SUGAR WOOD NAUGHTY WAFFLE DIY DECORATING KITS - CUSTOMIZABLE
SUGAR WOOD NAUGHTY WAFFLE DIY DECORATING KITS - CUSTOMIZABLE
all-groups The Big Pink Box - 6 Naughty Waffles + 2 Signature Sauces - Sugar Wood NYC
The Foursome Box (Four Waffles)
SUGAR WOOD NAUGHTY WAFFLE DIY DECORATING KITS - CUSTOMIZABLE
The Big Pink Box - 6 Naughty Waffles + 2 Signature Sauces - Sugar Wood NYC
Box Size
Waffle Shapes & Flavor
Sauce Options
Quantity
$49.00
Title

Got Questions? Get in touch!

Text or Call: 917-409-7360

We’ve got your naughty party kit ready to go.

Batch: Add-Ons - Sugar Wood NYC
The Magnum Box - 13 Naughty Waffles + 3 Signature Sauces - Sugar Wood NYC

Add a Waffle

$11.00

Please use this option to add an additional waffle to any of our Party Boxes.  Note: we cannot ship individual waffles and any orders not linked to a party box will be cancelled.
Variety
Quantity
Naughty Cookie Party Box (10 cookies) - Sugar Wood NYC
Woody Cookie Pack - Sugar Wood NYC
Kama Sutra Cookie Pack - Sugar Wood NYC
Boob & Kitty Cookie Pack - Sugar Wood NYC
Boob Cookie Pack - Sugar Wood NYC

SUGAR WOOD NAUGHTY COOKIE PARTY & GIFT BOXES - CUSTOMIZABLE

$45.00

Looking to bring some cheeky fun to your next celebration? Our Naughty Cookie Party Box is your secret weapon for outrageous laughter, unforgettable photo ops, and deliciously scandalous snacking. Each cookie is handmade, hilariously decorated, and guaranteed to make your guests gasp, giggle, and go back for seconds.

Perfect for bachelorette parties, birthdays, or any gathering that could use a little spice and a lot of sugar.

Each box includes:

  • 🍆 6 hand-decorated sugar cookies in wildly inappropriate (but wildly delicious) designs

  • 🎉 Ready-to-serve treats—no prep, no mess, just pure party fuel

  • 🤭 A whole lot of WTF energy baked right in

Sweet, saucy, and safe for all consenting adults. Send a box to your bestie, your bridesmaids, or your favorite freak. It’s the treat that tastes as naughty as it looks.

Includes dairy, egg, gluten. May contain traces of peanuts.
Number of Cookies
Cookie Designs
Flavor Options
Quantity
Additional Signature Sauce (Bottle) - Sugar Wood NYC

Additional Signature Dipping Sauce

$5.00

Please use this option to add an additional 3oz container of Signature Sauce to any of our Party Boxes.  Note: we cannot ship individual sauce and any orders not linked to a party box will be cancelled.
Signature Sauce
Quantity

5 stars. Zero shame.

PARTY HOSTING rule: when in doubt, add boobs.

Upgrade your party with a cookie decorating kit full of naughty shapes and next-level laughs — 

it’s the perfect second act after waffles.

Each DIY decorating kit includes:
🍪 Assortment of Cookies - Everything from 🍆s and 🍑s to full-on Kama Sutra positions and cheeky Bride Tribe cutouts.
🖌️ Multiple frosting flavors for decorating
✨ Edible decorations – Lips, eyes, glitter, and more

SUGAR WOOD NAUGHTY COOKIE DIY DECORATING KITS

How Big Do You Want It?
Occasion
Quantity
$99.00
$99.00

We got you.

Packages protected with SavedBy Shipping.

We bake fresh and ship for your date

We’ve never missed a bachelorette

Delivery right to your hotel, Airbnb or event space

🍆 Build Your Waffle Kit

Get the Dirty Details. (FAQs)

When will my order ship?

Two-day nationwide delivery is included with your Batch order! (Scheduled delivery every Wed, Thurs & Fri.)

Can you handle special delivery requests?

Yes! We can usually accommodate rush orders. Please text us at 917-409-7360 with any rush requests.
We can ALWAYS accommodate requests for delayed delivery. Please note in the comments section when you would like your order delivered and we will make it happen.

When will my order arrive? 

Your order will arrive on the date you selected at check out. We ship with two day service. If you would like like next-day service, please select this option at checkout. Please remember to TRIPLE CHECK your delivery address, especially when ordering for delivery to a hotel, AirBnB, or other event space.

What is SavedBy Package Protection? 

SavedBy Package Protection is optional insurance for your order that can be added at checkout. SavedBy covers delayed, damaged and misdirected packages. If your package is not delivered on time, in good condition and to the right address, we will immediately send a replacement package, no questions asked, no forms to fill out. We highly recommend adding SavedBy Package Protection to your order. (Please note SavedBy does not cover stolen packages.)

We cannot ship to Alaska or Puerto Rico at this time.

Allergen Info

Allergen notice: contains gluten, dairy, soy. May contain traces of egg, peanut, tree nuts.
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