"Eat a D*ck Waffle" Hoodie
Our not so subtle hoodie makes an incredible gift.
• Unisex fit
• 80% cotton, 20% polyester blend fleece
• 100% cotton face
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz./yd² (280 g/m²)
• Jersey-lined hood
• Split stitch double-needle sewing on all seams
• Twill neck tape
• 1 × 1 ribbing for cuffs and waistband
• Metal eyelets
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 20 | 34 ½ |
| M | 29 | 22 | 35 ½ |
| L | 30 | 24 | 36 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 26 | 37 ½ |
| 2XL | 32 | 27 | 38 ½ |
What is Route Package Protection?
Route Package Protection is optional insurance for your order that can be added at checkout. Route covers delayed, damaged and misdirected packages. If your package is not delivered on time, in good condition and to the right address, we will immediately send a replacement package, no questions asked, no forms to fill out. We highly recommend adding Route Package Protection to your order. (Please note Route does not cover stolen packages.)
We cannot ship to Alaska or Puerto Rico at this time.
